Cena and Big Show match. The match was pretty good, if it would of been on Thursday night. Guess what Vince, people pay for this. OOOOOH you can F-U the Big Show, I haven't seen that since......the last time you two fought. It was nice to finally see him win a title though.

Raw tag team 4-way Rules are the first pinfall wins as opposed to an elimination match. Nice to let us know the rules the day of the show. No one noticed that besides me I dont think where I was at, but then again we was too busy avoiding attacks from a 5 year old thinking he was Booker T.  Booker gave Conway the ax kick and Van Dam used the frog splash for the pin. Sound familiar? Yeah to me too....like every Booker T, RVD match known to man.  No missed moves but it was a rushed match.

Christian vs. Y2J Just like I thought, this match was a sleeper, no one expected it to be a good match. Even you Matthew, you thought they would get no time. No, real "peeps" like me not only knew that it would be a good match, but Christian would win. I never saw the Trish change coming though.

Rock N Sock vs Evolution I guess they brought Foley and Rock back to be a bunch of bitches. That is all they where for the past month. Orton scores the pinfall to win. Flair wrestles more than I thought he would and looked pretty good.

Playboy match It was pretty much what I thought it was going to be. Nice chance to go outside and stretch. Perhaps get more pizza? Oh Torrie and Sable won....but who really cared?

Cruiserweight battle royal I thought it sucked, people liked it at the party I was at. I thought Ultimo Dragon falling twice was pretty funny. A lot of weird things going on. Chavo wins. 

Goldberg vs. Lesnar will go down as one of the great moments in WM history. Goldberg won a very boring match. The fans let Lesnar have it though. So long both of you bitches. 

Victoria vs. Molly Holly is up now. They have a barber set up on the ramp. Too bad they didn't use the old guy from Arena Mexico. Victoria won with a backslide. Molly tried to shave Victoria's head but of course the tables were turned. Victoria strapped Molly into a barber chair so she couldn't escape and shaved her caballera. This was not a Kevin Nash haircut. Afterwards, I tried to sneak some more pizza so no one would notice I was eating most of it.

Angle vs. Guerero Good match, but it could of been more. Angle looked very hesitant doing a lot of his moves. Turns out his neck injury will probably force him to retire now. We are going to miss you Kurt. Eddie wins via pinfall.

Undertaker vs. Kane is next. Undertaker won quickly with a tombstone in a match designed to showcase him. Paul Bearer was with Undertaker. After the ring entrance, it was the same Undertaker vs. Kane we've seen a million times. Out of 11 matches, so far only three have stood out as anything better than you'd get from a strong TV show. Oh and Undertaker looked like Walker Texas Ranger, so maybe my Mom will wanna start watching wrestling now. 

Triple Threat match is last. Finish saw Benoit use the crossface on HHH. HHH & Michaels both bled. This was a super match. Benoit and Michaels were incredible and HHH did everything the way he should have done it, and I'm not referring to only the finish but the entire match. Crowd was totally into Benoit. Show ended with Benoit and Guerrero in the ring hugging.

O.k.  Here are my Wrestlemania predictions for this years event.  In the cruiserweight battle royal I predict Chavo Guerrero to hold on to his cruiserweight championship. Don’t be surprised to see a new cruiserweight in that match just to build up the cruiserweight division. In the Christian and Chris Jericho match I predict Jericho just because he is on a two year losing streak at Wrestlemania, and I don’t see him losing a third.  I think Christian will attack Jericho after the match though.  In the women’s tag match I see no real possible winner.  Most likely Sable and Torrie just because I don’t think I have ever seen either one of them ever lose a match before.  But I do see either Sable, Torrie, and or Miss Jackie pulling a “Janet Jackson” on us.  John Cena vs. the Big Show I am betting with the doctor of thuganomics baby.  I bet this because Big Show is suppose to have work done on his knees after ‘mania and also this is a big way to push Cena.  In the Rock/Foley vs. Evolution I see Evolution winning.  This is a coin toss really.  The only reason I am picking Evolution is because that is the only realistic thing to do.  Of course the young guys and Ric Flair  will kick the “older” guys you know what.  In the Kane/Undertaker match I see Undertaker winning.  I think it would be pretty cool if Kane wins but I don’t see Undertaker giving up his Wrestlemania streak.  In the Triple Threat Match my prediction is kind of out there.  I am going with Shawn Michaels.  Why would I go for Shawn Michaels you ask?  For this, next month the Raw pay per view is in Benoit’s home town in Canada .  And I think a Michaels/Benoit match would go great because everybody knows how those Canadians hate their Shawn Michaels (and Hebner).  In Guerrero and Angle I see Guerrero winning just because it would be more of a “fairy tail” ending for Eddie to win at Wrestlemania.    In Goldberg/Lesnar I am putting all my marbles on Lesnar.  I don’t see Goldberg winning at Mania then leaving the company.  I don’t see it happening.  I am saying that Austin will attack lesnar during that match just so they could have a Lesnar/Goldberg match in the future.  So he is a recap on my predictions.  I am guessing I will get about 75% of my predictions right.

Cruiserweight battle royal:  Chavo Guerrero retaining title

Victoria def. Molly Holly to retain the Women’s Championship

Chris Jericho def. Christian

Sable/Torrie Wilson def. Miss Jackie/Stacey Keibler

John Cena def. Big Show for U.S. title

Evolution def. Mick Foley/Rock

Undertaker def. Kane

Shawn Michaels def. Triple H and Chris Benoit for the World Heavyweight Championship

Eddie Guerrero def. Kurt Angle for the WWE Title

Booker T/RVD won the fatal four way to retain World Tag Team Titles

Evansville House Show review

By: Matt Helmerich V1.1

So I woke up Friday all ready for that night’s raw house show live in Evansville Indiana .  But soon will find out I was in for a huge let down.  Let’s just say it was like two and a half hours of Sunday Night Heat.  Every match had a bunch of bums or people who you really don’t really care about.  (Val Venis and Rico just to name a few).  There were only two good matches that entire night.  They had Booker T/RVD vs. Batista/Orton.  That match was o.k. but kind of slow.  Which brings me to two points.  First  every match was boring because every match one wrestler would work on the shoulder and that would be the entire match.  I know what you are thinking, ah it was probally two or three matches like that.  No every damn match was shoulder locks and headlocks for 10 damn minutes.  It’s pretty bad when one of the most exciting matches of the night was a Lance Storm match.  And also RVD is now fat.  He came out and I could barely recognize him.  I guess he has been following around the Big Show for about………a year.  He has a damn gut.  And he was fucking high.  I know he was.  He tried tagging in Randy Orton when Booker T was his damn partner.  Then Orton just looked at him weird and made a joint looking gesture towards the crowd.  And then Slick Ric wasn’t even there.  That really pissed me off.  But I got to admit, though the Triple H vs. Chris Benoit was a hell of a match though.  I don’t know why it’s going to be a triple threat when those two alone make a pretty damn good match. And have you noticed every time you go to a live event the person behind you always acts like it is real.  And they are really annoying.  Because God I know I noticed that.  One last thing Garrison Cade and Mark Jinjrack has to be the worst at cutting promos.

Top 10 things you do when you know your career is over

By: Matt Helmerich V1.1

10. When your gimmick is a grey freakin’ t-shirt and a thick mustache.  (Dan Sevren)

9.  When your tights say “Stevie Night Heat”

8.  When your name is the shit (Rosey)

7.  When you have the same dancing gimmick for five years.  (Rikishi and Scotty Too Hotty)

6.  When your manager is Rico (3 minute warning and Billy and Chuck)

5.  When a wrestler gets fired you get their exact same gimmick (Billy Kidman)

4.  When your gimmick is bragging on something you did in another federation.  (sorry Booker T but it’s true.)

3.  When you marry the bosses daughter just to stay on top.

2.  When your tag team partner is Billy Gunn.  (Bart Gunn, Road Dogg, Chyna, Big Show, Chuck Palembo, and Jamie Noble)

1.  When you are Billy Gunn.