Yo mama's so stupid that under
"Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on
Phonics."
Yo mama's so stupid when she asked
me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"
Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of
application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of
safe sex is locking the car doors.
Yo mama's so stupid, her shirt
says TGIF- tits go in first.
Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say
TGIF- toes go in front.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in
the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her
walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and
she said sending a voice mail.
Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her
how to do the running man and I haven't seen the bitch since.
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her
Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo mama's so stupid, if brains
were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
Yo mama's so stupid, if brains
were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a
Fruit Loop.
Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke
her mind, she'd be speechless.
Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave
her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her
2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her
an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mama's so stupid, on her job
application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for
a price check at the dollar store.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked you
"What is the number for 911".
Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a
video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she called
the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she can't
make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box.
Yo mama's so stupid, she cooked
her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't
tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
Yo mama's so stupid, she died
before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button
in "9-1-1"
Yo mama's so stupid, she fell up
the stairs.
Yo mama's so stupid, she gave your
uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got a
part time job painting skittles.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired
from a blow-job.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired
from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit
by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit
by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got shot
running to the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial.
Yo mama's so stupid, she had Dan
Quayle check her spelling.
Yo mama's so stupid, she invented
a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped
out the window and went up.
Yo mama's so stupid, she married
Yo daddy.
Yo mama's so stupid, she needed a
tutor to learn how to scribble.
Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a
cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered
her sushi well done.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a
peephole in a glass door.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a
quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a
ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put on a
coat to chew winterfresh gum.
Yo mama's so stupid, she ran out
of gas leaving Texaco.
Yo mama's so stupid, she said
"what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I want
to know".
Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a
fax with a stamp on it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the
car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the
house to pay the mortgage.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stands up
on an empty bus.
Yo mama's so stupid, she studied
for a blood test and failed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a
17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a
sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks
Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks
Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks
sexual battery is something in a dildo.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks
socialism means partying!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks
stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks
Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks
Tiger Woods is a forest.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a
lawsuit was something you wear to court.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a
quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought
asphalt was a skin disease.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought
Boyz2Men was a daycare center.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought
Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought
Delta Airlines was a sorority.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought
hamburger helper came with another person.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought
menopause was a button on the VCR.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought
meow mix was a record for cats.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought
she could get food stamps at the post office.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought
Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought
Thailand was a men's clothing store.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought
the board of education was a piece of wood.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought
the Internet was something you catch fish with.
Yo mama's so stupid, she told
everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a
spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took
lessons for a player piano.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took the
Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to
drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to
drown a fish.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to
drown herself in a carpool.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to
insult you and started with "Yo mama's so..."
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to
mail a letter with food stamps.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to
melt squeeze Parkay.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to
steal a free sample.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to
strangle herself with a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to
throw a bird off a cliff.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to
wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped
over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she used a
vibrator for an egg beater.
Yo mama's so stupid, she was
locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, she was on
the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she went on
Double Dare and when they asked her name she said "I think I'll take the
physical challenge."
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a
Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a
Whalers game to see Shamu.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to
Dr. Dre for a pap smear.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to
the Gap to get her teeth fixed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she wiped her
ass before she took a shit.
Yo mama's so stupid, she wouldn't
know up from down if she had three guesses.
Yo mama's so stupid, the bitch
snuck on the bus and paid to get off.
Yo mama's so stupid, the first
time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
Yo mama's so stupid, they had to
burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.
Yo mama's so stupid, when asked on
an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F, and sometimes
Wednesday too."
Yo mama's so stupid, when her
husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked
her if she wanted to play one on one, she said "Ok, but what's the
teams?"
Yo mama's so stupid, when I gave
her a dollar and asked for a quater back, she gave me Dan Marino.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she
heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she
pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like this... Vroom, Screech, Vroom,
Screech.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she read
on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put
"O.K."
Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw
a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw
the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16
friends.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she took
you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around
and went home.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she went
by the YMCA she said "Hey, they spelled Macy's wrong."
Yo mama's so stupid, when she went
to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she
worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss,
all the small one's are gone."
Yo mama's so stupid, when someone
said "Take the trash out," she moved.
Yo mama's so stupid, when the
judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger
and a Coke."
Yo mama's so stupid, when they
said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.
Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad
said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama's so stupid, you can make
her eyes twinkle by shining light in her ears.
Yo mama's so stupid, you can tell
when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen.
Yo mama's so fat and old that when
God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of
the way.
Yo mama's so fat n black, she
jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.
Yo mama's so fat that she has
TB... two bellies.
Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your
Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her
fell off the wall!
Yo mama's so fat, after she got
off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.
Yo mama's so fat, all of her
clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.
Yo mama's so fat, all the chairs
in her house have seat belts.
Yo mama's so fat, all the
restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons
OR Yo Mama"
Yo mama's so fat, and her back is
so crooked, when she lays down...people say "I didn't know we had
mountains."
Yo mama's so fat, and you're so
poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the
elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama's so fat, but I fucked her
anyway.
Yo mama's so fat, Dr. Martens had
to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
Yo mama's so fat, even God
couldn't raise her spirits.
Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow
has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, even Richard
Simmons laughs at her.
Yo mama's so fat, every time she
wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat, God created her,
and on the seventh day he rested.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's
own congressman.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks
like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button
doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle
is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is
the equator.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type
is Ragu.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type
is rocky-road.
Yo mama's so fat, her car is made
of spandex.
Yo mama's so fat, her car is made
out of spandex.
Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl
came with a lifeguard.
Yo mama's so fat, her college
graduation picture was an aerial.
Yo mama's so fat, her driver's
license says "Picture continued on other side."
Yo mama's so fat, her favorite
blouse is a tent.
Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is
"Damn."
Yo mama's so fat, her picture
takes two frames.
Yo mama's so fat, her skates went
flat.
Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes
her measurements in light years.
Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook
picture is an aerial.
Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight
just by watching her eat.
Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take
three steps back just to see all of her.
Yo mama's so fat, I had to roll
over twice to get off of her.
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a
train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her
twice and got lost.
Yo mama's so fat, I saw a picture
of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
Yo mama's so fat, I saw her in New
York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.
Yo mama's so fat, I shot the bitch
and Crisco came out.
Yo mama's so fat, if she got her
shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo mama's so fat, if she wears
fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!
Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed
five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Yo mama's so fat, if she were an
airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet.
Yo mama's so fat, instead of
Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
Yo mama's so fat, instead of wide
leg jeans, she wears wide load.
Yo mama's so fat, I've got to tell
two snaps just to cover her fat ass.
Yo mama's so fat, Jenny Craig did
a credit check.
Yo mama's so fat, last time she
went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.
Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to
use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.
Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits
satellites around her.
Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk
behind her back.
Yo mama's so fat, on a scale of 1
to 10, she's a 747.
Yo mama's so fat, one day she was
lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.
Yo mama's so fat, one day when she
got in a fight the person fighting her got lost in her.
Yo mama's so fat, people jog
around her for exercise.
Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a
diet, she's on a triet... She be like "What y'all eating? I'll try
it!"
Yo mama's so fat, she broke her
leg and gravy dripped out.
Yo mama's so fat, she bungee
jumped and went straight to hell.
Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down
and stand up and her height doesn't change.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even
jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't just
work one corner, she has to work all four.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't lose
weight, only find it.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach
her back pocket.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't stay
on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key
violation.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't tie
her own shoes.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear
Daisy Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.
Yo mama's so fat, she could go a
week without eating and still not lose weight.
Yo mama's so fat, she could sell
shade.
Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the
ice cream truck.
Yo mama's so fat, she don't eat
Wheat Thins, she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama's so fat, she don't know
whether she's walking or rolling.
Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a
G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.
Yo mama's so fat, she eats
biscuits like tic tacs.
Yo mama's so fat, she eats cereal
out of a satellite dish.
Yo mama's so fat, she eats pumpkin
pies like Skittles.
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love
and broke it.
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the
Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, she fell off a
boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"
Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the
bath tub, and then she turns on the water.
Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes
in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Yo mama's so fat, she gets her
toenails painted at Earl Schieb's.
Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in
her jeans.
Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a
restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay."
Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a
truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama's so fat, she had to roll
over 4 times just to get an even tan.
Yo mama's so fat, she has 48
midnight snacks.
Yo mama's so fat, she has a
greater gravitational attraction than a black hole.
Yo mama's so fat, she has her own
area code.
Yo mama's so fat, she has more
nooks and crannies than a Thomas' English Muffin.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to buy
two airline tickets.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to get
out of the car to change gears.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to get
out of the car to change the radio station.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to
grease her hands to get into her pockets.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron
her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to keep
pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to pull
down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to put
her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a
lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to use
sleeping bags for tube socks.
Yo mama's so fat, she has two
stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables.
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped for
joy and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in
the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn."
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in
the ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!"
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in
the air and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, she leaves
stretch marks on the bathtub.
Yo mama's so fat, she looks like
she's smuggling a Volkswagen.
Yo mama's so fat, she looks like
the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids.
Yo mama's so fat, she made Richard
Simmons cry.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight
watchers go blind.
Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big
Bird look like a rubber duck.
Yo mama's so fat, she makes Free
Willy look like a Tic-Tac.
Yo mama's so fat, she makes sumo
wrestlers look anorexic.
Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates
reading cookbooks.
Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36
24 36, and the other arm is just as big.
Yo mama's so fat, she needs a road
map to find her ass.
Yo mama's so fat, she plays
hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY.
Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool
with the planets.
Yo mama's so fat, she pulls up a
chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama's so fat, she puts
mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her
lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat in Big
Foot and made it a lowrider.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a
dollar and made change.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a
rowing machine and it sank.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an
Oreo and unlocked the magic.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on four
quarters and made a dollar.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the
corner and the police came & said "Break it up!"
Yo mama's so fat, she shops for
clothes in the local tent shop.
Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on
radar.
Yo mama's so fat, she smells like
bacon at 90 degrees.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a
scale and she saw her phone number.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a
talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car."
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a
talking scale and it told her "Sorry, we don't do livestock."
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a
talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off."
Yo mama's so fat, she stood in
front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H d.
Yo mama's so fat, she tried to get
an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a
kiddie slide for a shoe horn.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a
mattress for a maxi-pad.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a
pillow case as a sock.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses blanket
as a washcloth.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet
soap.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses hula
hoops to hold up her socks.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses the
carpet as a blanket.
Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in
sections.
Yo mama's so fat, she was born
with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo mama's so fat, she was floating
in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.
Yo mama's so fat, she was in the
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes.
Yo mama's so fat, she wears a
hula-hoop for a belly-button ring.
Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR
for a beeper.
Yo mama's so fat, she wears a
watch on each arm, one for each time zone.
Yo mama's so fat, she wears an
asteroid belt.
Yo mama's so fat, she went on a
light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.
Yo mama's so fat, she went on a
seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to a
Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit
down and the chair begged for mercy.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to
Sizzler and got a group discount.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to the
movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat, she's
36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo mama's so fat, she's
36-24-36... but that's in feet.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak
tattooed on her leg.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got her
own zip code.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got
smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mama's so fat, she's half
Indian, half Irish, and half American.
Yo mama's so fat, she's moving the
Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama's so fat, she's not
kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both
sides of the family.
Yo mama's so fat, she's taller
lying down.
Yo mama's so fat, the animals at
the zoo feed her.
Yo mama's so fat, the back of her
neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
Yo mama's so fat, the body
snatchers called home for backup.
Yo mama's so fat, the earth orbits
around her instead of the sun.
Yo mama's so fat, the highway
patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.
Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her
Jordache jeans is real.
Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her
Polo shirt is real.
Yo mama's so fat, the last time
she saw 90210 she was on a scale.
Yo mama's so fat, the only thing
she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.
Yo mama's so fat, the only thing
stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of
her ass weighs 50 pounds.
Yo mama's so fat, the telephone
company gave her two area codes.
Yo mama's so fat, they call her
"Big Fat Ho."
Yo mama's so fat, they changed my
Physics book to say "What goes up must come down, except Yo mama."
Yo mama's so fat, they had to
baptize her at Sea World.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease
a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to
install speed bumps at the all-u-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama's so fat, they have to run
a relay race to get her belt through her belt loops.
Yo mama's so fat, they use the
elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her
for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mama's so fat, we got her in
the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.
Yo mama's so fat, we're inside her
right now.
Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper
went off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed
up on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb.
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished
having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo mama's so fat, when I have sex
with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.
Yo mama's so fat, when I said I
wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to
drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to
fuck her I didn't know if I was hitting the hole or a roll.
Yo mama's so fat, when I was done
I rolled over, over again, and I was still on top of the bitch.
Yo mama's so fat, when I yell
"Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo mama's so fat, when it says
all-u-can-eat it still ain't enough.
Yo mama's so fat, when my dog went
to fuck her he had to peel too many fat rolls and said "Fuck It."
Yo mama's so fat, when she
auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big
rolling ball.
Yo mama's so fat, when she backs
up she beeps.
Yo mama's so fat, when she bends
over we go into daylight savings time.
Yo mama's so fat, when she brought
her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee
jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo mama's so fat, when she comes
down the stairs she measures on the Richter scale.
Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses
the street, cars look out for her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she dances,
she makes the band skip.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fart
the whole planet came out.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell
down the stairs, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fills
up the tub, she fills up the tub.
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in
an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on
the scale it says "To be continued."
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets
out of the car, she leaves stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to
a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to
a restaurant, she even orders "Thank You, Come Again."
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to
the beach, little kids yell "Free Willy, Free Willy."
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to
the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to
the circus she takes up all the rings.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got on
the bus she turned it into a low rider.
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls
ass, she has friends come help.
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls
ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves
the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo mama's so fat, when she opens
the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered
a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her a dinosaur.
Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered
a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.
Yo mama's so fat, when she played
hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays
football she play offense and defense.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays
football she plays the interior line.
Yo mama's so fat, when she put on
some BVD's by the time they reached her waist they spelled
"BouleVarD."
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran
away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo mama's so fat, when she runs
she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on
a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
Yo mama's so fat, when she saw a
yellow bus going down the road she yelled "Hey! Stop that Twinkie."
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits
around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits in
a chair, the rolls on her legs, cover her feet like a blanket.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on
my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped
on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo mama's so fat, when she steps
on a scale, it says "One at a time, please."
Yo mama's so fat, when she swims,
she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool.
Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a
shower, her feet don't get wet.
Yo mama's so fat, when she
tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she
travels, she's gotta make two trips.
Yo mama's so fat, when she turns
around, people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama's so fat, when she
volunteered to clean cages at the zoo, people walked by and said "Look at
the elephant!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks
across the living room, the radio skips.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks
down the street everyone yells "Earthquake!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks
down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me
by, I'll let you pass."
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks
in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes of your show.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was
born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was
born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was
diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was
walking in her jeans I swear I smelled something burning.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a
purple sweater people call her "Barney."
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a
red dress people yell "Hey Kool-Aid Man."
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a
yellow raincoat, kids think its the school bus.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a
yellow raincoat, people call her "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears
corduroy pants, the ridges don't show.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears
heels, they're flats by the afternoon.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to
a dating service, they matched her up with Detroit.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to
get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to
the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to
the Rose Parade they thought she was a float.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wore a
shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
Yo mama's so fat, when she works
at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
Yo mama's so fat, when the cashier
at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police
showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mama's so fat, when yo father
fell in love with her he got lost.
Yo mama's so fat, when your father
mounts her, his ears pop.
Yo mama's so fat, Yo father didn't
know whether to fuck her or take the burro ride down.
Yo mama's so fat, you can pinch an
inch on her forehead.
Yo mama's so fat, you can smack it
up, flip it, and rub it down all at the same time.
Yo mama's so fat, you can't even
see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.
Yo mama's so fat, you could go
swimming in her bra.
Yo mama's so fat, your daddy had
to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot.
Yo mama's so old, her memory is in
black and white.
Yo mama's so old, I told her to
act her age and the bitch died.
Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park
brought back memories.
Yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the
Boston Tea Party.
Yo mama's so old, she drove a
chariot to high school.
Yo mama's so old, she has a Jesus
Starter jacket.
Yo mama's so old, she has all the
apostles in her black book.
Yo mama's so old, she needed a
walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred
Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo mama's so old, she took her
drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo mama's so old, she used to
baby-sit Yoda.
Yo mama's so old, she used to gang
bang with the Flintstone's.
Yo mama's so old, she walked into
an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mama's so old, she's got
hieroglyphics on her driver's license.
Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben
Franklin's kite was to her apartment.